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10 days agoSession 0: we’re going to do a serious gritty campaign, exploring social issues and the nature of consciousness.
Session 2: …and while you cage-fight that gorilla in a tuxedo we will be lacing all the pet food with novacoke. Then, we’ll open all the cages and decker will blast the theme song from Zoolander on the speaker system.

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