Some say that to this day, he still wanders the streets looking for his car keys

We call that misanthropy

Good to know. That’s what I get for not R’ing the F’ing Article

Oh no. My passport is about to expire and I do need it renewed. I can’t have that man’s face on my gd passport

First of all, what are you on about?

Second

MJ was actually protecting kids from Epstein by hosting and sleeping with them at his ranch.

How is this not a bit? This seems extremely unlikely to be a sincere belief by whoever made this statement.

Edit: third, am I taking a shitpost too seriously?

“Unsafe and unserious” is simply true, Not particularly scratching

Looks like Ellen deGeneres