Ya, shutting down the Hormuz straight was because of sun spots and aliens.

Thanks tRump.

Should have drawn it poorly on a used napkin.

Can’t be an immigrant if you don’t exist.

The US military will arrive to liberate Mars from its oppressive regime.

Is it oil? The US will be there in a week.

Suns out, buns out.

Who said it was new?

I wish I had boba straw nipples.

There is a very simple answer.

No, they blackmailed him.

When do you inject the bleach?

Gravy squeals.

And the Catholic Church is one of the richest bodies in the world.

It’s the short wheelbase and solid rear axle. They are unstable even driving straight.

And death trap handling. You just look at a corner and die.

Love having a pitcher of a sign so I can save it for later.