I’m curious to know how many crashes they’ve caused

I feel like you’d be potentially skipping some of the best years of your life, but that’s pretty awesome!

What’s he do now?

If you twerked hard enough do you think you could shit a lump of cheese?

I know this would be cruel and unusual but live stream him the entire time and donate proceeds to relevant charities.

I’m 67 years old. True story, AMA.

Speaking on behalf of the rest of the world, we all google symptoms based off habit, but now we AI search it and read 10 shitass sponsored links and then go see a doctor if we are alarmed enough (there’s no choice here)

Those of us over 50 will do both.

Those of us over 80 will quickly become lost only die with a wad of aluminium foil taped to their phone.