He should first familiarize himself with Nicolae Ceaușescu and how well his grifting and bullshitting worked out for him. Firing squads might sound less romantic after that.

That is wonderful news. There are the kinds of headlines I enjoy waking up to.

There could be cubes the size of gorillas.

That’s bad news, TubularTittyFrog.

It would be if it wasn’t exactly what I have come to expect.