It’s bizarre to me how simultaneously generous and also unbelievably selfish Americans are (blah blah, not all 'Muricans)

Albo is definitely better than his predecessors

I’ve been horrified by what the Kiwi government has been doing

I was disgusted when they were voted in, but sadly, for some reason Aotearoa seems to have become more acutely stupid

Meanwhile, Australia is actually progressing a little bit

Do you clap with your fingers spread?

I’m once again reminded how happy I am to live in Australia

Your fuel is still cheap in 'Murica, but you insist on owning stupid vehicles

I’d be unlucky if I spent 'Murican$200 a month on groceries (it’s just me and my dog), but I eat proper food (no convenience food, nothing from a packet)

It’s usually steak, roasted cuts, proper identifiable bits of animals with vegetables, salads etc.

No frozen pizzas or any of the processed shit

And I’m not on a particularly high income or anything

I have never had junk food delivered

I don’t think Americans actually understand that they have mostly had a fat lazy life of convenience

This and rescued dogs

No children.

Hey, in civilised countries we look at the super-rich with contempt and disgust

We don’t aspire to be amongst their number like 'Muricans tend to

And yet they hate each other, because they covet each other’s wealth

They’re so envious, when they have no need to be

It’s an illness

The only cure is the guillotine

I’d feed him to my dog

But while he’s still alive

(my dog is about as harmless as it gets, he’s old, missing many teeth and just wants to sleep and cuddle, but still…)

I’d wager that Bezos tastes bitter, sour and otherwise unpleasant

Fuck Jerry Seinfeld though

He was never funny anyway. The rest of the cast are hilarious, but his character was just irritating, like him IRL

The Ouboros of cunts

OK,

I’m guessing that someone as bright and enlightened as you has heard about the Tolerance Paradox

Or, you could be acting in bad faith

Hopefully it’s fatal

Fucking morons

Sadly, they need to be protected from themselves

Oh, fuck off

He’s way better than the many years under Lib incompetence and corruption

Prawns, cunt

No, a rifle is a rifle

A sidearm is a sidearm, or a pistol

A shotgun is a shotgun

Etc.

If you don’t know what a rifle actually is, then you shouldn’t be using them, because you don’t know how they actually work and how they behave

I don’t believe in false advertising

It’s one of my more unhinged videos, but I think it’s hilarious

Especially if you listen to the audio too