

But he, it’s 2026 now. We have AI toilets. The more often you have the runs, the more tokens you can use there. Go get your daily dose of castor oil and become a high-ranker.


But he, it’s 2026 now. We have AI toilets. The more often you have the runs, the more tokens you can use there. Go get your daily dose of castor oil and become a high-ranker.


It was easy. The bathrooms were near the entrance, where the receptionist could see us and tick their boxes…


I worked once in a company where they noted down how many times each employee went to the toilet in a day. if you had the runs they would write you up. needless to say, I lasted just about 3 weeks before I quit.
This here sounds very similarly stupid.


Looks like a very good way to shoo actual humans off of your website.


If ever they use audio to communicate…


Bloody speed of light is just so slow…
We cannot even have meaningful conversations with our closest genetic relatives, the chimps. We studied the songs of the whales for decades and haven’t deciphered a single word (AFAIK). There is a lot of work to do, before we can even dream of talking to someone from outer space.


Yeah yeah, but surveillance is meant for everyone else, surely not for them. The safest place to be is inside the lion’s den innit.
Until it isn’t.


Oh, no longer YouTube “the secret cancer cure the government doesn’t want you to know?”
Can we make Claude remove all Instagram accounts in one go? I’d pay for the popcorn, if someone pays for the beers.