As someone who grew up in the '80s, no single person has ever disappointed me as much as Bono.

I still think it’s possible that in 2016 the Republicans told him they were hiring him to play the President in a mockumentary.

so you can focus on what really matters… meetings! collecting unemployment!

I drive a roadster myself. Recently I’ve noticed that to get out of it, I have to lift my left leg up with my arms and set my foot on the ground, otherwise I get a sartorius muscle strain. I now understand why used roadsters are so cheap: there is only a tiny window where you’re old enough to afford one but young enough to actually get in and out of it.