Thank you Google for TURNING INTO FUCKING APPLE RIGHT AFTER I SWITCH TO A FUCKING PIXEL

Ah shit, here we go again.

It wants a belly rub.

If the AI model runs locally and doesn’t spy on you, sure. Users should be asked before such a thing is installed and many old computers will choke hard at running this shit too. Google chrome is gonna take up a lot more ram too.

I should be good with sandboxed Google play.

But wtf we’ll need a phone to solve captchas now? What happens if you don’t have one?

I wonder how sandboxed Google Play will handle it.

Don’t give apple any ideas!

The dropped port forwarding is a bit of a deterrent I will say. Windscribe also is a bit iffy on it.

With Windscribe, you need to buy a static IP and you can only forward above the 1,000 range. I cannot forward 80 or 443 because apparently it is limited to prevent it from being abused.

Noscript too!

You just repeatedly ask them to stop being crazy and calm down, easy! /s

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Use our new shiny Ask AI agent! Trained on double the stolen training data!

Guys, be sure to sleep and wake up at reasonable times.

Sleep is important for the human body.

We are so lost.

Wow what a twist of events.

Monkeys with nukes and powerful killer AI agents.

It’s just a prank bro!

Deal with the stuff you have control over. You’ll never remove it all, but remove what you still can.

takeout.google.com

please rm -rf /*