The procrastinator in me: I’ve git at least 1.5 seconds before I have to actually do something.

One step away from being a modern day Roland the Farter.

It also shouldn’t be a hard choice. On one hand you have the leader of your lifelong faith who (as far as I know) hasnt been caught up in any personal scandals and on the other you have a convicted felon, serial adulterer, and by most measures a pretty horid person.

Ugh. How am I supposed to afford a friend in this economy?

I’m not a scientist but, yes, that absolutely is possible.

Can it really be considered stupid when his closest allies are making millions/billions off of him?

So what you’re saying is that the poop doesn’t have any germs in it.

Thats why it kept one star.