What? No. You don’t understand. I’m rock hard and ready for those Chicken Wonton Tacos.

From the headline? No. But I could have just searched for it, or read the article. But it’s more amusing to make a slightly amusing comment.

Oh! It’s like an Aeropress you can drink out of! What an idea. Very clever.

I have no idea what Deezer is, and I’m afraid if I ask, somebody is just going to say “DEEZER NUTS!!!” and I will realize it was a big prank.

Hey man, I’m just here for stuff like this (below). I don’t know why this is happening, this sacred place shouldn’t be for hornyposting.

I always thought B’Etor was pretty hot.

Oh, interesting! I’ve never heard of such a thing. I have a Nanopresso for at work, but it makes such a tiny amount it’s purely for caffeine and not enjoyment. I want to get the double shot kit for it, but I have seen a lot of bad reviews for it. All the office provides are Keurigs, but plastic waste aside, they taste like watery ass.

Close for me.

Yeah, that’s a huge deal breaker for me. Even if I wanted to spend Jeep prices, I want to get 15 years out of a car. My 2008 G6 made it to 16 years. And the parts were crazy cheap. It’s the gold standard I measure my cars to now. My car is basically just for commuting to work. No frills necessary, just good gas mileage and cheap repairs.

Yes, agreed. Why is this even in shitpost? I wonder if h0rni has ever tried a percolator. I don’t mind it while I’m camping, but when I’m home I prefer a Moka pot. I also want strong, bitter coffee. I can’t stand instant, but sometimes I will add it to my wife’s weak-ass brew. I can see through hers! I should never be able to see through my coffee.

A couple years ago, I got the French press kit for my Firemaple X1 to take camping. It’s super light and breaks down flat. The kit, not the X1 itself. But it’s so much more work to clean than a percolator! The grounds stick to the rough texture of the titanium walls, and I typically end up dribbling it over the edge and down the outside when I pour. That stains the neoprene sleeve and I have to then wash that. I’m thinking about going back to a percolator for camping, but that is so much extra room I’m already used to not needing to account for.

I suppose I could just bring my 2-cup Moka pot, that would be the happy medium. It’s smaller than a percolator, and easier to clean than the French press. The issue there is that if I’m not solo camping, I typically share the coffee. And nobody I go with likes the Moka pot.

Tell me about your coffee!