If I had but more than one upvote to offer.

I wanna gag-a-lag on that gangalang hog

It really is sad how little the average person thinks about the shareholders…

“My daughter tried using this in her Bad Dragon donkey-sized dildo and made a huge mess. She was so embarrassed that she tried to clean it up herself and missed a bunch of spots. The damn house still smells like a cheesemonger’s stale fart from where this milk seeped into the corners of the carpet. Worked great though, looked just like cum. 4/5 stars.”

Yeah, but I brag so much about my high that I don’t even need to count about it!

My IQ is so much higher than yours that I can’t even count it, and I also don’t need to brag about it.