Please translate to french

Time flies when your having fun, huh

Thats the funniest shit i saw this year (ok i didnt watch the kirk video)

Well, i am not going to pay for something that can be taken away from me at no notice.

Will make a great match to my T1 device.

Man thats a lot of text, i asked chatgpt to summarise it for me and it told me not to worry about it

Go fuck yourself with your humor, you fucking asshole.

Is your name Eric?

You know exactly that 95% reading this are already on the johnson, bad sportsmanship for your game buddy, jigsaw would not aprove.