None of that is the same thing as the government deciding for people what those people can and cannot do with their own goddamn bodies.

This is Basic Freedom 101 stuff.

No, the government should not have the right to arbitrarily bifurcate the population into people it allows to be free and people it does not.

Can I also regulate what you eat and how much you exercise, how much booze and wine, etc? Or have we decided freedom and intellectual consistency were constructs of the 20th century?

This is why no one likes you.

Everyone should be wearing a Luigi mask anyway.

Like in V for Vendetta, but Saint Luigi instead.

How kind of the government to decide that people born after 2008 have fewer freedoms than those born before it!

Asking the voters to approve a voting system is now considered eroding democracy?

Do you not understand the words you’re using? Or are you just a “conservative” who is here to “just ask questions” because if you acted like this in the real world, someone would put you in a hospital while the rest of us denied seeing anything?

You can’t legislate from the moral high ground, dumbass.

You can only legislate if you WIN.

That is a lesson the Republicans in Texas are about to learn. More than a couple Texas seats that would have been safe red are vulnerable to a moderate-sized Blue Wave…especially if that wave includes rebounding and/or gains among Latinos.

For real: Because it’s been too long since people rose up and killed a bunch of corrupt shitheads.

I am going to run for Congress in 2028, and my entire platform is going to be built around making it legal to Luigi corrupt people and burn down corrupt businesses.

This shit is not going to stop until we get bloody.

Is that a mirror or a microphone?

The only thing Trump’s gonna blow up is his diaper.

You can get charged with assault on a police officer if a cop slips and falls while trying to assault you.

We could have taken picture’s of the moon’s ass.

There is literally zero reason for us to put people in space when we can send drones to do it.

We could have done the same goddamn thing without any people risking their lives strapped to bus atop a rocket.