This is not a shitpost.

Where it stores all the data? USA? Or some Big Tech cloud?

Its the size of Kings thumb, so I guess it suits for USA now, when they have one.

A living cow: pet pet -

With my axe!

Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak.

The America world is out of control, IFTFY.

That reminds me of my ex, she was willing to give her physical address and phone number to anyone who asked, but not her email address, because of security concerns.

Americans, your voting system is from deep inside the ass. Get your shit right, don’t intervene in the other countries affairs until that. I don’t want to see or hear any news from USA before that.

At this timeline, I’m not sure if I should be happy or disappointed with that.

How long before Trump threatens Nato by getting USA out?

Oh yes, we have seen how effective prohibition laws are working. Good luck with that one. And to all of you four-eyed, I have never smoked and never will.

I must say that this looks like some conspiracy theory, but at the same time it looks like very plausible scenarios. I hate it when you can’t tell if someone is cheating on you or not.

Shoot him!

Oh, wait…

If nothing goes right, go left.

I really have tried to understand what US government is trying to achieve by all these stupidity but I can’t get it? Is IQ of Americans really dropped that low, or is there something else going on? I hate to open news every morning now, because there’s always something more stupid things coming from the USA.