• TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    2 days ago

    I like to imagine a world where headlines like this actually mean anything.

    “oh FUCK, im under pressure!? I have to change, this is crazy what was I thinking. Next I’ll be slammed and it’ll all be over!”

    his company’s growing roster of UK government contracts include the NHS, the Ministry of Defence (MoD), the Financial Conduct Authority and 11 police forces.

    Plus the US and whoever else.
    Under pressure my ass.

    • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      That’ll blast em, surely they’ll understand that they have been ripped and lambasted for the betterment of themselves, and not a persecuted Christ figure who is the savour of mankind through divine suffering.