Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account

Funny, haven’t had to do that since 1991…
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleepgod i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Shouldn’t we get to know each other first?
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!
Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?
Recursive? I hope you don’t have children
I understood that more as “what’s inside me”.
Ah, that we can work with
This makes 007 seem like a wanker.
we don’t unzip, we tar

would
tar --helpcountIt should, as long as you don’t try to abbreviate it as
tar -hthough… the short form istar -?which illustrates the joke nicelySince a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it’s worth a shot.
what? 3 seconds for “tar --help”???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
*boom*
Is
man tar
a Tar command or a Man command?
man command

I know everyone is joking but this is my number two biggest reason I don’t move to Linux, the nonsensical abbreviations and syntaxs of Linux command lines.
I hate them so much. And it’s not like I haven’t been using it since the late 90s.
This meme is so true in that Windows/dos commands just made better linguistic sense.
You a Powershell user? It’s so bizarrely verbose, I’ve wondered “who could prefer this?” But I guess it’s you.
Lol, indeed.
My old username in MIRC was verbose










