• Linken@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago
    • Mar 3: “We won the war.”
    • Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
    • Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
    • Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
    • Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
    • Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
    • Mar 13: “We won the war.”
    • Mar 14: “Please help us.”
    • Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
    • Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
    • Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
    • Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
    • Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
    • Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
    • Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
    • Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
    • Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
    • Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.”
    • Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait”
    • Mar 22: “Iran is Dead”
    • Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
    • Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
    • Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
    • Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
    • Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
    • Mar 28: No major quote
    • Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
    • Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.”
    • Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing”
    • Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
    • Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
    • Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
    • Apr 4: Said Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences. “Tuesday 8 PM ET”.
    • Apr 5: “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
    • Apr 6: “We can bomb the hell out of them”
    • Apr 7: “A whole civilization will die tonight”
    • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world
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      16 days ago

      I like your post. 50 years from now, high school students are going to open their US History book and read what the orange bumble fuck said during a war he started. Humiliating and perhaps the Americans might learn a lesson from the MAGA disaster.

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        16 days ago

        Americans learning true history, instead of propaganda?

        Never gonna happen. When orange turd dies, there will be zero changes to your democratic system and a new pedophile controlled by billionaires will be elected.