PugJesus@piefed.social to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoCorny and horny rulemedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1161arrow-down14
arrow-up1157arrow-down1imageCorny and horny rulemedia.piefed.socialPugJesus@piefed.social to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up32·5 days agobut when i do it it’s “creepy” and “not something you say to people on the bus”
minus-squareHacksaw@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up28·5 days agoThe trick is that in order to “still want to fuck” you, she has to have wanted to fuck you in the first place!
minus-squarereddfugee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoWhen you’re doing anything on a bus you’ve gotta make sure to always roll a 6. Might need to buy a point or two from the Dragon Master every now and then.
but when i do it it’s “creepy” and “not something you say to people on the bus”
The trick is that in order to “still want to fuck” you, she has to have wanted to fuck you in the first place!
sure just crush my dreams
…goddamnit
When you’re doing anything on a bus you’ve gotta make sure to always roll a 6. Might need to buy a point or two from the Dragon Master every now and then.
i already ate my m&m :(