You must log in or # to comment.
“name five women”
Silmarillion enthusiast: “Melian, Lúthien, Galadriel, Idril, … uh… Ungoliant?”
Dafuq you talkin about? I even spoke to one once!
Was it your mom?
That totally counts!
Did she sound single?
Stay away, homewrecker!
Hide and seek world record?
Fuck the elves. Murderous bastards.
Fuck the elves. Hot horny bastards.
