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minus-squareReptilianCleric@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up161·8 hours agoOh, so dead internet is, in fact, the plan. Wonderful.
minus-squaremrmisses@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up83·8 hours agoYeah but it happened a year earlier than planned!
minus-square_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 hours agoAhead of schedule you say? The shareholders will be thrilled!
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours ago*the shareholders do not use said Internet, themselves.
minus-squarejudgyweevil@feddit.itlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 hours agoIt’s not totally dead, as the Paris catacombs are not totally dead if there are a couple of tourists
minus-squarenosuchanon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 hours agoYup. Followed by the AI surveillance state. The Stasi has been digitized and never sleeps!
minus-squareschipelblorp@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 hours agoYou know, god bless the bots because they’re probably soaking up at least some watts of surveillance.
minus-squareDoomsider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoTIL: Turns out ReptilianCleric is the only actual human left on the Internet. Beep boop bop
Oh, so dead internet is, in fact, the plan. Wonderful.
Yeah but it happened a year earlier than planned!
Ahead of schedule you say? The shareholders will be thrilled!
*the shareholders do not use said Internet, themselves.
It’s not totally dead, as the Paris catacombs are not totally dead if there are a couple of tourists
Yup. Followed by the AI surveillance state. The Stasi has been digitized and never sleeps!
You know, god bless the bots because they’re probably soaking up at least some watts of surveillance.
TIL: Turns out ReptilianCleric is the only actual human left on the Internet. Beep boop bop