I sing to my cats every time I feed them.

To the tune of “We just got a letter” from Blues Clues

♫Let's go get some num nums
♫Let's go get some num nums
♫Let's go get some num nums meow meow meow meow meow

All of my best material is utterly wasted on my cats because they don’t appreciate the total and utter mastery of music and language that I am deploying in their honor.

Ah well.