• AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    Conservative men: “everything I’m not personally attracted to is secretly gay.

    Also, I secretly like men.”

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      17 days ago

      But in a totally non-gay way because they are very manly men, who are in fact not gay. Some say the most heterosexual a man can be

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        17 days ago

        These men come to me with tears in their eyes telling me they are more straight than anyone else, maybe ever.