kip

you beat me to it in fewer words

i have a vague idea (that i can’t prove) that people have started using ‘objectively’ for this purpose. i also think this is hastening objectively towards the same fate as literally. there is objectively nothing that can be done about this

are y… never mind, yes i am

are you gatekeeping gatekeeping?

BALLS OUT seems the obvious one in the event but our plucky tabloid headline writers will surely top that