As an elder millennial, I don’t use “lol,” but you’ll have to take : ) from my cold, dead hands.

: )

Do what now?

People do not like hearing this though. They feel like they’re getting there much faster.

I do just a little above the speed limit because my car lies to me about how fast I’m going.

However, almost daily, I have people that want to do 20 mph over the limit who pass me illegally in the opposing lane. Invariably, I catch up to them at the next 4-way stop sign or traffic light or when they get stuck behind the next tractor-trailer. We arrive at the same time.

I used to be them.

I did the math.

I slowed down.

I’m much happier during my drives.

No stress.

This is a top-notch shower thought.