Finally, someone’s doing something.

“Mama-mia! It’s-a me!”

When you can’t afford to fix anything you get used to it.

Some things money can’t buy.

Or clean.

I don’t generally complain to Europeans about anything at all.

Somewhere after refining your prompt for the tenth time because weird unsexy shit keeps showing up in the results, you have to ask yourself whether or not it’d be worth it to just learn to draw, no?

If that thing drinks a Red Bull, it’ll expand to fill whatever space it’s in.

And meanwhile, National Geographic didn’t make even ONE complaint!

Do better, Nintendo.

Baron Harkonnen’s nephew? Wait no, he was a baddie.

Really makes you feel huge and significant, doesn’t it?

British toffs invented the term soccer.

The source of their satisfaction comes from hurting others, rather than improving themselves.

Most of the world calls it football

fútbol

They know that they’re hypocrites. The love it.

This is why you should keep your band logo trimmed.

It’s true, the game gave me so much freedom I completed it despite not owning or playing it! 🏅

*ACHOOO!*

Um, sorry 'bout that.

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